[ Capricorn (December 22- January 19) ]

You have a midterm coming up: don’t bother going. Jupiter is the brightest to East and says no. Your love life shows promise but only on November 14^th.

[ Aquarius (January 20- February 18) ]

You’re at the top of your game, everything will go downhill from here. The stars are aligning above you constantly. Take care of yourself first.

[ Pisces (February 19- March 20) ]

You have the opportunity to improve your life: start recycling. You’ll find yourself more in tune with the Earth and Saturn. Hug Mother Nature and she’ll hug you back.

[ Aries (March 21- April 19) ]

Your career is about to blossom. But say no to your next offer, because a better one is coming. Don’t mix work and play: love isn’t worth it according to Mars.

[ Taurus (April 20- May 20) ]

Your dreams and ambitions aren’t big enough. Don’t sell yourself short. Look out for a mysterious blonde.

[ Gemini (May 21- June 20) ]

Technicalities in your next paper will be your downfall. Pay attention to the little details and don’t let life pass you by. The triangle formed by Saturn, Venus and Mercury will protect you from Internet scams.

[ Cancer (June 21- July 22) ]

Wedding bells are ringing! The alignment of the moons of Jupiter bestow good tidings for the next 3 months. You will fail a quiz.

[ Leo (July 23- August 22) ]

When in doubt, indulge in your guilty pleasures. Once and a while itself okay to eat a croissant. Keep your pencils sharp and your wit sharper.

[ Virgo (August 23- September 22) ]

Challenge boundaries in your life but don’t cross dark street alone on Thursdays. Pluto is spinning rapidly: be defiant, but not of your horoscope. Live your dreams.

[ Libra (September 23- October 22) ]

An unplanned run-in with an old friend will lead to grand romantic trials. Don’t lose yourself in Venus’ hazy world. You inspire many, but not all. Remember this.

[ Scorpio (October 23- November 21) ]

The rings of Neptune are in alignment with the Earth’s core: this terrible news for you. Uranus’ orientation indicates you’ll get a few more Instagram likes than usual. Be proud.

[ Sagittarius (November 22- December 21) ]

Patience is your greatest virtue. The constellations forecast auspicious fortunes thanks to your fiscal nature. Stay away from the colour red. Fatherhood would not be good right now.

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