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Could Trudeau Be Sending You an Affectionate Letter?

Photographed is PM Justin Trudeau writing to a Canadian in need saying:
“This JUST-IN, I TRU(ly) care about you at this time. Stay strong XOXO.”

In ongoing developments and continued requests for aid during the COVID-19
pandemic, there is also a strong demand for affection and care. Many Canadians feel
more alone than ever and whilst financial aid is appreciated, Trudeau feels there is a
more essential need at this time. Whilst rent deductions, increased housing services,
and support for those losing their livelihoods could be beneficial, Prime Minister Justin
Trudeau has a certain number of priorities to tend to. Thus, he is pulling out the
stationery and washi tape and getting straight to business.


Over the past few months, Trudeau has been working day and night; an unstoppable
and crafty force he has become. He cares to make every card unique and special to
every Canadian in need. Some of these letters include paintings, glitter, expressive
poetry, etc. Financial resources for these expenses have also created a shift in
Canada’s budget, but this is not a pressing issue in his perspective. What is important
and essential at this time is acquiring more decal stickers and aesthetically pleasing
stamps.


These letters are being written exclusively to every Canadian that is receiving EI
benefits at this time. They have not reached the homes of EI recipients yet, but he
assures that they are well worth the wait. A Canadian survey has predicted that not only
will this boost the hearts and aspirations of Canadians, but it will also exponentially
inspire and evoke a beautiful ripple effect and create a pay-it-forward crafty movement.

The exclusion of Canadians that are not receiving EI does cause a bit of a stir. Aubrey
Drake Graham, Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter and actor on the acclaimed show
Degrassi, holds issue with this. Drake, a Canadian who is not receiving EI benefits, is
heartbroken to know that he cannot receive love and admiration through a handwritten
card by Trudeau. He feels that everybody deserves love and has speculated that he’ll
express his emotion about this heartbreak in his next album said to release soon.


Photographed here is 6ix God Drake himself expressing a very emotional response to
this recent development on Trudeau’s part. “For someone who is the ‘Certified Lover
Boy,’ I sure do not feel the love,” says acclaimed actor from hit TV show Degrassi.

As the world deals with the pain, hurt, and despair that this pandemic has brought, there
is finally a certain hope that maybe, in this dark and unprecedented time, there is the
light of holographic stickers and handwritten notes to make it all okay.