Personal Essays

UofT Pick-up Lines

Miha 

“My love for you is boundless.” 

“Is that your report card in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” 

“I love you more than I love Innis.” 

“Are you my homework? ‘Cause I’d like to pretend to enjoy you tonight.” 

Curtis 

“How about you and I raise my Girlfriend Point Average from 0 to 1.0?” 

“W-wanna watch a b-bio120 lecture together?” 

“Are you MedSci? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.” 

“Damn, you must be Robarts ‘cause I wanna spend all night in you.” 

Loes 

“Did your burnt dinner make the building wide fire alarms go off, or are you just happy to see me?” 

Jace 

“Hey, my name is U of T WiFi… Can I crash at your place today?” 

Ilian 

“What if we Quer-kissed on the front campus? Just kidding… Unless….?” 

“You stole my heart House.” 

Anonymous 

“Let’s do some roleplay. You’re front campus, I’m Meric Gertler, and I’m gonna tear you up.”